I saw this post of a fellow V-Maxer selling his Max. I had to share.
Okay. Full disclosure. I almost killed myself on it.
It is VERY powerful. Extremely, EXTREMELY fast.
I’ve driven bikes that don’t feel as crazy as this thing. I am frankly afraid of it.
That’s right. It’s in my garage and I’m afraid to ride it because it’s like a crazy steroid bull that wants to kill me. The vmax is a completely different bowl of crack. The engine sounds like 40 pit bulls eating kittens while lifting weights.
I cannot truly explain it’s power. It has whiplash acceleration in 3rd gear at 50mph. That sentence doesn’t even make sense. But it’s true.
That’s why I’m telling you. I will not have your soul on my conscience.
You need to know what you are getting into. What insane level of crazy you are buying.
Can you resist the urge to mash down the throttle? Can you? Because it’s like owning your own demon. A demon that wants to kill you. We all know one person that for the right amount of money would kill you. But since no one is paying, they smile in your face and go about their day.
It’s like that except the vmax doesn’t bother to ever pretend it doesn’t want to kill you.
And it will do it for free.
Some brilliant engineer designed a beautiful sexy bulging body, decent suspension, less decent handling and aerodynamics, with all American style. While he was out on his lunch break, some demented maniac dropped 100 times more engine power than necessary into it and sent it out the door. It’s mentally unbalanced.
If you are the type of person that can be talked into having one more drink at midnight when you have a very important presentation or interview early the next morning, then the vmax is not for you.
The whole bike is constantly whispering sweet lies to you.
“You got this”.
“Open me up and ride free, you got this”
“What are you a pussy?”
“Just do it”, “Do it”, “you got this”.
Do not do it. You don’t got it. You ARE in fact a pussy. And as we all know, pussy is mad good. But not that good.
You will sit on the curb and settle your heart after it tries to kill you the first time.
You will get back inside and it will immediately get back to the business of trying to get you to let it murder you.
“You got this. This time you know. That last time was just a fluke. You ain’t no pussy”.
Repeat after me.
But for $5500 you can look the devil in the eye and take this ride.
You were warned.